Welcome to the Internet

Welcome to the Internet: Chords

REm
Welcome to the internet

Have a look around
SOLm 
Anything that brain of yours 
        
can think of can be found
          FA
We've got mountains of content

Some better, some worse
   LA7
If none of it's of interest to you, 

you'd be the first
REm
Welcome to the internet

Come and take a seat
          SOLm
Would you like to see the news 

or any famous women's feet?
        FA
There's no need to panic

This isn't a test, haha
LA7
 Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
REm
Welcome to the internet

What would you prefer?
          SOLm
Would you like to fight for civil rights 

or tweet a racial slur?
   FA
Be happy

Be horny

Be bursting with rage
LA7
 We got a million different ways to engage
REm
Welcome to the internet

Put your cares aside
         SOLm
Here's a tip for straining pasta

Here's a nine-year-old who died
       FA
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
      LA7
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings

Of all the different characters in Harry Potter 
             REm
fucking each other

Welcome to the internet

Hold on to your socks
         SOLm
'Cause a random guy just kindly 

sent you photos of his cock
         FA
They are grainy and off-putting

He just sent you more
LA7
 Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
REm
See a man beheaded

Get offended, see a shrink
        SOLm
Show us pictures of your children

Tell us every thought you think
        FA
Start a rumor, buy a broom

Or send a death threat to a boomer
    LA7
Or DM a girl and groom her

Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
REm       
Here's a healthy breakfast option

You should kill your mom
           SOLm
Here's why women never fuck you

Here's how you can build a bomb
      FA
Which Power Ranger are you?

Take this quirky quiz
 LA7                     
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

        REm
Could I interest you in everything?

All of the time?
  SOLm
A little bit of everything

All of the time
FA
Apathy's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime
LA7
Anything and everything

All of the time
        REm
Could I interest you in everything?

All of the time?
  SOLm
A little bit of everything

All of the time
FA
Apathy's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime
LA7
Anything and everything

All of the time...

REm   DO   SIb   LA7

REm       DO                     SIb   LA7
 You know, it wasn't always like this
REm      DO
Not very long ago
SIb               LA7
Just before your time
REm              DO           SIb     LA7
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
         SOLm
This was catalogs
REm
Travel blogs
LA7             REm
 A chat room or two
   SOLm               REm
We set our sights and spent our nights
LA7      DO7
Waiting
    FA   REm7   SOLm      DO7
For you, you, insatiable you
      FA              REm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
SOLm            DO7
You were barely two
       REm         REm/DO#
And it did all the things
     FA/DO        SIb
We designed it to do

Now look at you, oh

DO           RE   SOL   MIm7
Look at you, you, you
  LAm        RE7
Unstoppable, watchable
     SOL
Your time is now
     MIm7
Your inside's out
LAm            RE
Honey, how you grew
       MIm         MIm/RE#
And if we stick together
    MIm/RE           LA
Who knows what we'll do
       DO           RE
It was always the plan
           SI7           DO
To put the world in your hand

MIm
Hahaha...
        MIm 
Could I interest you in everything?

All of the time
LAm
 A bit of everything

All of the time
SOL
Apathy's a tragedy
    
And boredom is a crime
SI7
 Anything and everything

All of the time
        MIm
Could I interest you in everything?

All of the time
  LAm
A little bit of everything

All of the time
SOL
Apathy's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime
SI7
Anything and everything

And anything and everything

And anything and everything
                    
And all of the time

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Pianoforte

Welcome to the Internet è un brano scritto e inciso da Bo Burnham, pseudonimo di Robert Pickering Burnham, pubblicato come singolo nel 2021 e che l'artista del Massachusetts realizza per la colonna sonora del film "Bo Burnham: Inside" interamente scritto, sceneggiato e diretto "di proprio pugno" con tanto di plauso internazionale! Il testo riflette sull'importanza e la potenziale pericolosità del mondo on-line, dove molto spesso la realtà virtuale ci inghiotte.

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Alberto Moneti

36 anni, polistrumentista: pianoforte, chitarra, batteria, clarinetto. Ha conseguito la licenza in teoria musicale e solfeggio presso il Conservatorio Cherubini di Firenze. Dal 1997 è organista presso la Basilica di Santa Maria del Sasso, a Bibbiena (AR).