The Real Slim Shady

The Real Slim Shady: Chords

Intro:
DOm   FAm   DOm/MIb   

                SOL7/RE           DOm
May I have your attention, please?
      FAm                  DOm/MIb   SOL7/RE
May I have your attention, please?
              DOm               FAm       DOm/MIb
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    SOL7/RE        DOm             FAm          DOm/MIb
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
                   SOL7/RE
We're gonna have a problem here

          DOm                         FAm
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
     DOm/MIb                        SOL7/RE
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy 
                      DOm
just burst in the door
                             FAm
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
                DOm/MIb
They first were divorced, 
                  SOL7/RE
throwin' her over furniture (ah)
           DOm
It's the return of the "ah, wait, 
FAm                    DOm/MIb       
no way, you're kidding
                          SOL7/RE
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
DOm               FAm           DOm/MIb
 And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
                SOL7/RE                        DOm
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
                    FAm
Feminist women love Eminem
                 DOm/MIb                 SOL7/RE
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
             DOm
Look at him, walkin' around, 
         FAm
grabbin' his you-know-what
             DOm/MIb
Flippin' the you-know-who"
                SOL7/RE
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
        DOm                      FAm
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws

up in my head loose
    DOm/MIb                     SOL7/RE
But no worse than what's goin' on 

in your parents' bedrooms
DOm                       FAm
 Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
DOm/MIb                          SOL7/RE
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green 

to hump a dead moose
    DOm                     FAm
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
    DOm/MIb
And if I'm lucky, 
               SOL7/RE
you might just give it a little kiss
    DOm                          FAm
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
      DOm/MIb
And expect them not to know 
         SOL7/RE
what a woman's clitoris is
     DOm                               FAm
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
                     DOm/MIb
By the time they hit fourth grade
                  SOL7/RE                            
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
DOm                     FAm  
 We ain't nothin' but mammals, 
                  DOm/MIb
well, some of us, cannibals
                 SOL7/RE
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
DOm                      FAm
 But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
     DOm/MIb 
Then there's no reason that a man 
    SOL7/RE           
and another man can't elope
DOm                     FAm
 But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
DOm/MIb
Women, wave your pantyhose, 
SOL7/RE
sing the chorus, and it goes

DOm                    FAm
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        DOm/MIb                SOL7/RE
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    DOm                      FAm
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
DOm/MIb          SOL7/RE
Please stand up, please stand up?
       DOm                   FAm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        DOm/MIb                SOL7/RE
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    DOm                      FAm
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
DOm/MIb          SOL7/RE
Please stand up, please stand up?

     DOm
Will Smith don't gotta cuss 
         FAm
in his raps to sell records
      DOm/MIb       SOL7/RE
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
    DOm                         FAm
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
            DOm/MIb   
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, 
SOL7/RE
let alone stand me
     DOm                             FAm
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
   DOm/MIb                      SOL7/RE
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
          DOm                  FAm
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
      DOm/MIb                   SOL7/RE
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
         DOm                     FAm
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
             DOm/MIb                 SOL7/RE
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
       DOm                      FAm
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
            DOm/MIb
"Yeah, he's cute, 
                            SOL7/RE
but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
         DOm                   FAm
I should download her audio on MP3
             DOm/MIb                     SOL7/RE
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
DOm                             FAm
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
               DOm/MIb
All you do is annoy me, 
               SOL7/RE
so I have been sent here to destroy you
DOm                          FAm
 And there's a million of us just like me
         DOm/MIb                        SOL7/RE
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
          DOm                     FAm
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
         DOm/MIb                SOL7/RE
And just might be the next best thing, 

but not quite me

DOm                    FAm
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        DOm/MIb                SOL7/RE
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    DOm                      FAm
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
DOm/MIb          SOL7/RE
Please stand up, please stand up?
       DOm                   FAm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        DOm/MIb                SOL7/RE
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    DOm                      FAm
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
DOm/MIb          SOL7/RE
Please stand up, please stand up?

           DOm
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 
 FAm
'cause I'm only givin' you
  DOm/MIb                       SOL7/RE
Things you joke about with your friends 
      
inside your livin' room
    DOm                          FAm
The only difference is I got the balls 
                        DOm/MIb
to say it in front of y'all
                     SOL7/RE                  DOm
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
                  FAm
I just get on the mic and spit it
            DOm/MIb               SOL7/RE
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
            DOm                           FAm
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
                  DOm/MIb
Then you wonder, "how can
                  SOL7/RE
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
     DOm                           FAm
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, 

when I'm thirty
DOm/MIb                        SOL7/RE
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
DOm 
Pinching nurse's asses 
         FAm
when I'm jacking off with Jergens
        DOm/MIb
And I'm jerking, 
                      SOL7/RE
but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
    DOm                      FAm
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
         DOm/MIb
He could be working at Burger King, 
SOL7/RE
spittin' on your onion rings
DOm                     FAm
 Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, 
         DOm/MIb
"I don't give a fuck"
                 SOL7/RE
With his windows down and his system up
DOm                     FAm
 So will the real Shady please stand up
    DOm/MIb                     SOL7/RE   
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
       DOm                     FAm
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    DOm/MIb                SOL7/RE
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

DOm                    FAm
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        DOm/MIb                SOL7/RE
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    DOm                      FAm
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
DOm/MIb          SOL7/RE
Please stand up, please stand up?
       DOm                   FAm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        DOm/MIb                SOL7/RE
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    DOm                      FAm
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
DOm/MIb          SOL7/RE
Please stand up, please stand up?

       DOm                   FAm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        DOm/MIb                SOL7/RE
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    DOm                      FAm
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
DOm/MIb          SOL7/RE
Please stand up, please stand up?
       DOm                   FAm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        DOm/MIb                SOL7/RE
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    DOm                      FAm
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
DOm/MIb          SOL7/RE
Please stand up, please stand up?

DOm  FAm  DOm/MIb  SOL7/RE

Parlato:
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up...

DOm  FAm  DOm/MIb  SOL7/RE

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The Real Slim Shady è un brano scritto e inciso da Marshall Bruce Mathers III, alias Eminem, contenuto nell'album The Marshall Mathers LP pubblicato nel 2000. Terzo lavoro in studio per il rapper del Missouri, è considerato da pubblico e critica come il capolavoro della sua carriera, avvalorato da un Grammy nel 2001! La canzone è il primo singolo estratto dal disco nonché il suo primo pezzo che riscosse un successo internazionale; una tagliente satira rivolta al costume statunitense.

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L'autore del post

Alberto Moneti

36 anni, polistrumentista: pianoforte, chitarra, batteria, clarinetto. Ha conseguito la licenza in teoria musicale e solfeggio presso il Conservatorio Cherubini di Firenze. Dal 1997 è organista presso la Basilica di Santa Maria del Sasso, a Bibbiena (AR).